Christmas is my bitch!
So I decided to get all my Christmas shopping done in one go this year because it was hanging over my like some annoying… hanging… thing. Ah-hem.
It’s my day off so I throw on some clothes, grab some loose change and get on the bus. Upon doing this I realise that I’m a dickhead and I’ve left my wallet and keys at home, which is a bit useless when you’re out Christmas shopping!
I have to get another bus all the way to the other side of town to my mum’s work so I can pick up a house key, get back on the bus to town, change buses to go home, pick up my wallet my OWN house keys and set about doing what I should have started doing an hour and a half ago - CHRISTMAS SHOPPING!
After all that, I go into town armed with the list I’d prepared the night before (Word processed - I thank you) Two hours and around £250 later, Christmas shopping is over and done with and I rule the season.
Suck my ass St. Nick!
